One time in class, I got fed up

This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever

Teacher: I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.

Kid: why can't we watch a movie?

Teacher: because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.

Me: then why do they give us homework?

Whole class: .....

Teacher: .....

President: .....

Miley Cyrus: ....

Me: ....

Teacher: Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.

touchingtennantshair:

thewaywardqueen:

jessiphia:

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 

I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY BONES???

IN THE SONG SHE SINGS “FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES- /NAH IM JUST PLAYING/ I KNOW YOU THINK YOUR FAT BUT EVERY INCH OF YOU IS PERFECT FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP’

SHE LITERALLY SINGS THATS SHES KIDDING AND SHE THINKS YOUR PERFECT

SO YH FUCK THESE COMMENTERS BECAUSE YH THERE MAYBE SOME OTHER ISSUES WITH THE SONG BUT IM NOT DEALING WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT LOOK UP LYRICS

DEAR SKINNY GIRLS COMPLAINING: I’M SORRY THAT WHEN SOMEONE FINALLY WROTE A SONG THAT TELS ME I’M BEAUTIFUL, IT MADE YOU FEEL BAD (EVEN THOUGH IT’S BODY POSITIVE FOR ALL TYPES). IT FEELS FUCKING AWFUL, DOESN’T IT.

(via the-perks-of-loving-tyler-oakley)

slayboybunny:

i refuse to be shamed for having a body. i refuse to get embarrassed when a tampon falls out of my purse or spend a whole day anxious about if someones going to notice that i forgot to shave a patch of leg hair. i wasnt put on this earth to spend my time apologizing for my existence and i refuse to let anyone make me feel like i have to waste my energy on all that petty shit

(via mymindisnotonfire)

"

Dear Mom and Dad,

Ive told you time and time again
that I could not remain on this earth,
That the dust in my ribcage needs to return to the ground it belongs to.
I’ve explained how I tried to live but I have failed,
Admitting to failure more than confronting success.
I’ve informed you that in time you will no longer have a daughter,
and I convinced you that I’m sorry that I can’t stay,
but the world keeps pushing me away.
I told you about my lack of energy,
It seems as if I am always tired.
Getting out of bed is a daily struggle.
Mom,
I told you that I’ve never known true happiness,
And that I never will.
Dad,
I told you that I will always be your baby girl
but sometimes people lose what they hold closest to their hearts.
But Mom, Dad,
With my pen to this paper,
I want you to know
I am not writing this as a suicide letter,
But instead to tell you how I was wrong.
I was so wrong.
I wasn’t going to die,
I am not weak,
I just did not know these scarred arms to be my own pillars of strength.
So tonight there will be no empty pill bottles,
Or slit wrists,
There will be no more hospital bracelets
Or suicidal ideation,
because tonight I’m replacing that blade with this pen,
To tell you that you were right,
I am alive.
I don’t ever want to forget that again

"
- Melanie Exler strengthenizer (via strengthenizer)

(via phans-oreo-lovechild)

kuurion:

jajakuroneko:

excuseyoukyofu:

"The Me Generation," as our predecessors call it, is the generation that cares about nothing but ourselves, which is wrong, because we have life so much easier.

"But young people these days have Google and the texting or whatever. What else could they possibly be struggling with?" — practically any older, middle-class person in present America

How about the shithole of a government and dumping grounds of an environment you seem so intent on leaving us to deal with, OLDER GENERATION.

(via phans-oreo-lovechild)